God woke up with tears in his eyes
Sick and tired of his paradise
God came down with gold and honey
Looking for a Playboy bunny
Coz sex is life
And love is strong
And all these girls
Just turn him on
Oh Jesus Christ Maria
His hair is turning grey
Oh Jesus Christ Maria
His kingdom for a lay
God made eyes at Miss Universe
But plastic love just made it worse
God got drunk and made a pass
But she never really had his class
Coz sex is dead
And love is gone
She sure as hell
Won't turn him on
Oh Jesus Christ Maria
God don't know how to play
Oh Jesus Christ Maria
God don't know how to pray
God came home depressed that night
He just failed to see his light
God sat down and shot himself
No one heard his cry for help
Now God is dead
And love is gone
There's no one left
Who can turn us on
Oh Jesus Christ Maria
We don't know how to pray
Oh Jesus Christ Maria
Our love will fade away
Oh Jesus Christ Maria
We don't know how to pray
Oh Jesus Christ Maria
Our love will fade away
